Friday, May 19, 2006
had the bball finals today aj lost to hci so sad.. 38 26 i think.. yupp had to go give out the prizes.. gave out one wrongly!!! shits sia. lucky patrick when to ask and take back haha phew.. so scared.. hahas then aft that went to watch poseidon at the entertainment centre then went to meet some of my friends.. yupps so bored now so went to entertain myself.. haha so long nvr find yo mama jokes.. haha here's some for yr entertainment hahas
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
with loves; alvina
10:26 PM
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
happy birthday wulin!!!! hahas hm lets see wat happened today? maths was boring tamil was worse.. oh we had geog test.. hmmm haha dunno wat'll happen to it.. shld be able to pass i think.. geog tutorial was fun and super funny.. haha first thing, kelvin was the prime minister.. LOL haha choon hang also super funny.. his points esp.. "you all want to remain virgins for the rest of yr life is it.. its like the most pleasurable thing on earth.." and here we all were stunned and like is he talking wat i think he's talking abt.. then he clarifies and says that having children of yr own is very pleasurable.. haha and that we shld all have kids.. hmm some of us thought he was hinting to someone.. wahahaha.. shall not mention who.. aft sch went to cut cake for wulin!! yupp and then slacked around for a while with sylvia then went to do cca board. yupp redid the poem i wrote last time for them.. and then cut stars and all.. i think the board is quite nice.. haha aft that went to tp sports hall to watch teh volleyball finals!! we won!!hahaha so fun and nice.. esp the last part haha.. so shiok watching.. think tmr cannot talk.. we'll see. haha aft that went home with farhana.. bumped into my sis at tp mrt.. and her friend said i was pretty!! so happy wahahahahaha.. so weird.. but yeah.. now im home and bored.. think i'll prob slp earlier today.. so tired. hahas
with loves; alvina
8:33 PM
Sunday, May 14, 2006
fri- went to my grandma's hse in the morning.. so long since i've been there la.. aft that went to meet huijie and eat at that ajisen restaurant at lot 1.. kelvin joined us after a while and we went to k box! haha only got 3 of us so that day had a lot of english songs haha.. and i think kelvin was losing his voice too.. cannot imagine wat would happen to him if he does.. he'll just die from not talking haha.. aft that walked ard a bit then went home.. that night got a call from a idiot who decided to make ju-on noises haha.. and decided to play ball on sat.. met kelvin and james at 10 at j8, bought breakfast then cabbed to yongyong's hse there.. so long since i act. went out with my friends to play ball.. haha so we played till like 12 plus i think.. james left earlier to go for tuition.. oh and i must say yongyong is very blur haha.. she went up to her hse to change while me and kelvin took our tiem going to her block.. then we were waiting at the carpark then she came running out of her block.. then we hid from her till she was a bit ahead of us.. haha then we were right behind her going to the bus stop.. then when she reached the bus stop and realised we werent there, she didnt even look back she just ran up agn.. haha blur man she.. then aft that went to bank with her and waited for her while she went to meet her sis.. then ate at s11 then went home.. oh smth super paiseh happened on the train. i was reading a book.. i havent done so in a looongg time k.. then i was super engrossed and i missed my stop!!! SHIT haha then had to go back so weird. i wasn't even sleeping or anything lor.. just reading. haha i hope nobody on the train noticed though.. hahas
with loves; alvina
11:50 AM
